Clinton

As the Barrel Turns...

Clinton is the eldest of the children. Mr. Personality. He is just like his Mom. When he enters a room, you know it. He does not lack self-confidence. He does not concern himself with the mundane, nor attention to detail. He too likes to talk. He will talk until there is nothing left to say. Then he will just start making things up. Because we never know what he might say, he can’t be the Marketing Director. We do not have a Director of Bologna, so Clinton is our Food Manager.

Clinton is the only one of us that actually has experience in food handling. He watches over our health standards and really likes to point out things we do incorrectly. He likes authority and abuses it regularly. Clinton also likes managing people. His concept of management is to insure that someone else does all of the work. He can brainstorm, discuss the issues, decide what needs to be done and then leave. Sometimes, I think that I am the only one who is not in management.